C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for June 05, 2009

Oy…., and the answer is “non”.

Okay, now this is starting to get weird!

would kitties look cute in assless chaps, let’s go to Shreks world and ask puss in boots that question.

This is getting disturbing on so many levels.

Self-defense class—->practicing attacks—–>Chad

Chad—–>trying new things—–>Foot Fetish website

Foot fetish website—->dominatrix uniform—->do leather undies chafe?

Chafing—–Donna’s default mode—–kittens in chaps

Good flowchart, razorback2824!

O.k. people, listen up. Chaps (shaps) are by their very nature assless. If they were not, they would be pants. So all you have to do is say chaps (shaps).

razorback2824 - I like your logic.

Now all Donna needs to do is link chaps back to self defence classes to end this crazy discussion once and for all. No wonder Mona ends up talking to M.Smokey a lot.

I like the look when young ladies are wearing only chaps. Of course, they don’t really need to put on the chaps.

Yes, yes they would.

…since I lost weight I’m an assless chap….

This chick is AWESOME!!

Yes - what would Mona look like in assless chaps?

She may not meet our minimum requirements for intelligence to be a Blonde Bimbo.