Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 13, 2014

Here we are three decades later, where Opurt would be registering at Wl-Mart instead!

You can’t beat Corelle for the everyday stuff.

If a hyper-ventilating penguin knocks on your door at 3:00 AM, you probably ate too many pickled herrings just before going to bed….

Walgreens does sell some attractive paper plates.