Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 12, 2011

Da Eats *Eggs, made to order or egg beatersSausage, pepper bacon, Canadian bacon and/or ham (pork or turkey)Huevos Rancherospan fried potatoes, hash brownsKemah Boardwalk Brick Oven Pizzas grits, oatmeal & Honey Nut Cheerios!Bush’s baked beanstoast (white bread or wheat), bagels & cream cheese, jams & jelliesassorted kolachesfresh fruitPop Tarts*_♥Little Sister♥’s_ Special Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, or the classic steak and eggs meal with a biscuit Blues Brothers special: Jake’s 4 Fried Chickens and a coke and Elwood’s dry white toastKFCKitty’s Breakfast platter (limited to Kitty only)BeveragesDoc Toon’s WORLD FAMOUS NUCLEAR COFFEE (small, medium, large & fill your own tub)Alain’s Starbright’s Divine CocoMochaassorted juices & teasassorted soft drinks, especially PEPSI!selected premium beersBloody Mary or CaesarSweetsSelected ice creams & ice cream floats!New York Style CheesecakeRoot beer, PEPSI & other floatsAnything and everything Chocolate for LuvH8 and other chocoholicsEat Hearty, Tribe!

He couldn’t have tasted that good anyway.

Well, Stucco was supposed to taste funny.

Good Morning, Edcole1961

Oh Ewww! Regurgitated Clown! Icky!

Good Morning (& good night), LuvH8

Hello Grog & Edcole Grog may I please have Canadian bacon, scrambled eggs, a bagel with cream cheese and a chocolate milkshake?

I see how it is…… Good Night Grog

GROG I am reading the comics to my 2 furry felines. and they began shedding the skin on my bare legs when KITTY Breakfast platter got mentioned. What does that overgrown bag of fur and claws have that my sweet little balls of affection don’t. I’m going to have to break out the can opener and rummage for tuna, Chopped liver, sardines, and that half chicken leftover from dinner. Are you satisfied? I’m glad I mentioned you in BC.Morning TRIBE! Cats for sale.

Lewreader, Kitty’s breakfast platter is fitting only for a panther and is not intended for your felines. It’s not good for them There is no tuna or salmon in this platter.

Servings are limited to 1 per day.

Sorry, I couldn’t stick around, LuvH8, but I thought it was a good idea to go back to bed while I was starting to feel tired. I don’t have the luxury of sleeping in if I don’t get enough sleep.

Good Morning crew! How’s everybody?

Hey! A new menu item, Barfed Clown.

Good morning, D1Big Ohh, Doctor Toon, Josh & Thunderdog2.

Well, Gang, we’re almost ready to leave for our big trip to the Wedding in San Diego. The laptop is the last thing to get packed, and I had to say Hi one more time.

Tonight’s stop is in Logan, Utah, where the Utah State University Creamery has the best ice cream in the world. They make it there on campus, and we’ve been stopping in there for the last 42 or 43 years! Yum! …….With all the flavors they offer, what do you think I go for? Chocolate, of course.

Doctor Toon I was not sure what one does on vacation. Sounds like your relaxing. good morning.

Good morning to everyone.

Good morning, Kab & Montana Lady.Have fun, Montana Lady!

Morning All

Morning, Digital Frog.sleep well, Doc.

≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

Hello to all those here!

I’ll have Huevos Rancheros and DWFNC, thanks Grog.

Well, clowns do have big feet!

Good morning, Sojo.

Good Morning Grog!

Nah! Clowns have little feet, they wear big shoes to compensate.

Good Morning LuvH8!

Good Morning, peoples! (esp: Sojo, Grog, LuvH8)++++++++Love the surprised look in the shark’s face and eyes.

BTW, MTLady, have a good trip!We’re missing you already!(I know LuvH8 is . . . she had to reload her jelly gun twice.)

Good Morning bmonk!

Good Morning Ladyhawk!

Good Morning Sojo, Bmonk, Ladyhawk & Peoples! Yay! Whatever kicked me off the net is all better. Probably, I should not randomly play with my settings. Is it my fault I don’t know which data to clear?

LuvH8 – LOL

Good morning, LuvH8, bmonk & Ladyhawk!

Good Morning Grog Kitty is ready for his platter. 

Kitty’s platter is ready. Lewreader’s kitties have nothing on this one.

Morning Luv, Grog, and Sojo. Think I’ll hold off on breakfast and make it a lunch once Kitty is done with his plate.

Thank you Grog, Kitty heard those two were interested in his platter. He doesn’t share his beer&milk well.

I would think not. It’s also too much for 2 little kitties.

I would be afraid that if the kitties are too little they would simply become another dish on Kitty’s plate.

That’s what they would be if he caught them eating his food.

Interesting. Today and tomorrow the high is mid-upper 70s. Thursday and Friday are mid-upper 80s. Saturday and Sunday, mid-upper 90s. Chance of rain (day and night both) is 20%, except Wednesday and Wed.night are 50% and 30%.Is this really their forecast, or is someone just filling the blanks with random-appearing numbers?

bmonk – It’s supposed to reach 104° but is only 98° now (105° yesterday, 111° day before). Slight (very slight) chance of light rain tonight and tommorow. 100° or higher for forcast as far as it goes out.

That sounds ugly, Sojo. I’ll keep our forecast, even if it was fudged.I mean, who really has time to forecast every little stretch of the Great Plains for a week ahead?

How long does it take to throw darts at a weather board?

Good point.

Maybe we could hire LuvH8 to throw the darts from California?

If she puts them in a catapult it should work with one shot…

Hi, Ladyhawk. That’s what I was thinking.

Hi Bmonk

Quick in and out. Gonna go see my brother who is visiting from NC. Just make sure Luv aims well. It could be rather uncomfortable if she misses the weather map.

Poof

My poor pussies are sulking when they hear themselves referred to as appetizers.. KITTY may be big and strong and mean and bad but my cute kitties are smarter than me. Why doesn’t that impress anyone? I said, smarter than me. I mean like Albert Einstein smart or Maxwell Smart. Is KITTY shaking yet? These cats can take on flies and outwit dust bunnies. These crafty critters can remove table cloths without leaving a plate or candlestick. Forget it, they don’t want *KITTY*’s platter anyway. Methinks the grapes——-

Hi Lew!

Hi, Lewreader.I’m afraid to admit that Ladyhawk may have a point. But we all know how careful LuvH8 is not to make a mess or cause any trouble. . . .

Hi, friends! I’m actually getting a little rain here right now. I hope it isn’t still raining when my sons get out of class. They asked, and I told them it was going to be sunny. Oooops!

I suppose most of you heard Netflix is raising the rate 60%.Instructor has divided to subjects into next week with essay. At least this is before my mom’s surgery. Two days before the surgery I return book.

I hope the rain doesn’t get the seats in the van wet (I’m sure they left the windows cracked to let the hot air escape) or they’ll be a bit upset. This small storm has dropped the temperature here considerably – from a high of 102° to 86° now.

Hi Doc, Rmom and ♥Kab♥!

I’m back! It wouldn’t let me access the comments on Fiend If you want darts thrown from California, may I suggest you have Little Sister throw them? She lives in sunny California. I fear the big ball of light that makes infrequent appearances in Oregon.

Oh! I never make messes! Nuh-Uh! I do seem to recall Bmonk & Sojo have made quite a few messes.

Hi, Sojo & Luv!

Wow! It is down to 80° now. That hasn’t happened during daylight for a while, has it, Sojo?

Kitty doesn’t want to eat Sir Lew’s cats, he just wants to play with them. Though I do admit he gets a bit cranky when his platter is messed with.

No Smiley Mom! Kitty would never eat another cat. He likes his food bone free.

Rmom – Your lucky, that didn’t happen here today although a while back it did

I thing it was a Farside toon I saw that had chickens lsying flat on the ground everywhere with a sign that said “Bonless Chicken Ranch”.

Oh Drat! Fine Kitty is spoiled. He will not eat bones or fur. He is very insistent on that. Except for raw fish… sometimes he gets too excited to wait for all the little bone searching.

Good Evening, Tribe

Home from work and not a moment too soon. I sure hope they don’t call me for Tuesday pool league.

Good Evening ♠Lonewolf♠!

Hello again we are getting rained on a big system. Coming down hard.SRMom I wonder if that is the same type of accounting project I had from WATC program years ago. That was tough. Your son’s may need help for there is a breakdown on starting the shoebox.

Hi, Sojo, ♥Kab♥, LuvH8 & Rmom!

Good evenng, ♥Kab♥, Rmom, Sojo, LuvH8 & ♠Lonewolf♠

The All-Star game should start in about half an hour or so once once they get the pre-game bull out of the way.

I might get some more rain – it looks & sounds like it is headed my way. Does this mean we’ll have to start mowing again?

Don’t say that, LuvH8. Now Lewreader’s “smart” pussies aren’t going to stop until they steal Kitty’s breakfast.

Enjoy the game Grog – I won’t be watching it.

I’ll watch a bit of it, Sojo. I have no intention of staying up until the fat lady sings.

I said he wouldn’t eat them, he might still swat them across the room and leave them where they land.

Hi, Grog

Are you watching the game, ♠Lonewolf♠?

Gonzales (Red Sox) just opened the scoring with a solo shot.

No, Grog. This one doesn’t interest me for some reason. Not sure why.

I don’t get to see the Red Sox that often and at least it’s not Houston or Texas.

I do not care for sports. Shucks or phoey that rain did not last long. Cooled a little down. Soon be time for shower and bed. I just worked on subject of criteria for privacy and with this on culture that was tough. I have never been to a different country.

Time for me to call it a night.

Gunite, Tribandall

Good Night ♥Kab♥ and Grog.

Time for my zzzzzz’s.

♪ P&L ♪≡≡ POOF! ≡≡