Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 15, 2009

But look—he’s still there for you, dude.

Very true grazer, very true.

But if he’s no help, why bother wasting the time listening to him. He could decide for himself what he wants to do with his prison life.

Please take this apptitude test to see whether you are more cut out for laundry duties or kitchen duties.

The kid doesn’t realize that he’s in class for higher learning in crime.

I said, “Do as I SAY, not as I do”.

(This quote courtesy of my mother, many years ago.)