Strange Brew by John Deering for November 01, 2009

Give up already. It’s not worth finding. Try zesty Italian. It’s much better!

don’t like the bottled stuff. Only make it from the packs. Totally different dressing!!

I always wondered why they call it that… :D

Because ‘Big Vat from the Factory’ Ranch somehow doesn’t sound as appealing…

But do they ever find it? Are we going to be left hanging? That poor couple…

Just what is “Ranch” supposed to taste like- old leather, decaying cabin boards, sweaty horses, piles of manure?

I’m afraid that, since each “Strange Brew” is a little one-day self contained scenario, the couple’s fate is left to your imagination.

I can tell you, though, that one year later, some hikers found what may be the couple’s last message, a single word scratched into the side of a rock : “CROUTON”. .

bleeep, I can’t think of any Roanoke puns.

D-a-r-n is bleeped? Really? What if I wanted to talk about repairing socks?

How ‘bout, “If they left the colony, there might have been a THOUSAND ISLANDs they wound up on”.