Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 16, 2005

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Hamhock: Bixby, how about getting me a cereal gig like Ralston? Bixby: You can't put a pig on a box of cereal! Unless it's made of ham or something. Hamhock: That's ridiculous! Ralston's a rabbit! "Crudge" cereal isn't made out of rabbit! Bixby: No, no, of course not. Rabbit's expensive. I think they use mice.