La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 28, 2005

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Eddie: From the lies and divisive rhetoric spewed by the enemies of freedom, uh, the... Cuco: The republicons. Eddie: I think I get it...we, the knights of the redeye, must save the republic's fragile democracy...Tell me one thing, master. Cuco: Yes? Eddie: Why is this Estar Wars 3? They already shot #4, 5, and 6! Cuco: It's phony Hollywood math...no basis in reality. Like the huge net profit percentage of Estar Wars merchandise we were promised. Estar Wars We rejoin Obi Juan the Homie and Luke Johnny-Walker as they race to save the republic!