Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 16, 2009
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Dog: Woof woof woof woof. Poncho: Whoa whoa whoa! Use your words. Dog: The collar is chaffing me. I've never got to hang my head out of a convertible. I hate the sound of sandpaper. Poncho: Okay, now the barking again. Dog: Woof woof woof. Poncho: My mistake, stick with the barking. Dog: Woof woof woof woof!
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
Both ways sound like whining to me.
alondra over 15 years ago
I guess he’s not going to become one of Poncho’s buddies.
jondelfin Premium Member over 15 years ago
Dear Paul, Next time you’re negotiating your contract, hold out for an editor who can distinguish between “chafing” and “chaffing.” xxoo
cleokaya over 15 years ago
I feel sorry for dogs that spend their life chained up in a yard, never getting attention. Why have a dog if you aren’t going to spend any time with it.
carmy over 15 years ago
Barking dog’s nose is so square. I thought Poncho would have least loosened the collar for him.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 15 years ago
Right on carmy. The collar looks like it’s cutting into his neck. No wonder he’s bitter.
cleokaya- You’re right. Ever read Mutts? The bull dog is the same.