Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 16, 2011

Both are about equal on the annoyance scale…

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam SPAM!! Wonderful SPAM!!“Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam?”“Urgghh!”“What do you mean ‘Urgghh!’ I don’t like spam!”The Vikings start to sing the Spam song.“Shut up, Bloody Vikings! You can’t have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.”“I don’t like spam!”(Abridged version of Monty Python’s Spam sketch) .

There’s no Delete button for human (or witch) spam, sadly….

♫ Every spam is sacred, every spam is great… ♫

I liked it! Spamity spam!

Spam is spam, no matter what the source, and, therefore, must be forever banned.

Including canned spam!

Did Monte Python or the internet introduce the world to Spam?

Internet spam “is” human spam, in case you didn’t know that.

Some people enjoy Spam, especially with cookies and java, and maybe a few applets for dessert.

I know they make Turkey Spam, but I had no idea they made Human Spam. I imagine it’s what Soylent Green would taste like.

Lewreader, the one led to the other. The name “spam” was given to junk e-mail because so many early computer geeks were also Python geeks.

Fritzoid – I will never look at canned spam the same way again…

“Why is there so much Spam in the food?” “Well! I didn’t expect a Spammish inquisition!”Hawaiian cuisine is substantially Spam-based.

I reiterate – I can’t stand spam of any kind but I especially hate the canned variety.