Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 17, 2005

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Wink: Oh, no. I think I'm getting a cold. Dusty: You should do what my wise old grandmother, Poofy, used to do. First, put some grass up your nose. Wink: Like this? Dusty: Yeah. Good. Now, rub dirt on your face and turn around three times. Now, keep spinning, but on one foot...and put that other foot behind your head. Now, eat some flowers, hum "The Star-Spangled Banner", hop up and down and drool a little. Wink: You didn't have a wise old grandmother Poofy, did you? Dusty: I figured that was obvious. We're on to a whole new thing now.