Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 01, 2009

Does he really live up to his name? Throw him in water (pool / bath or ocean) and we’ll find out…

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who’s floating on the ocean?

~Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who’s laying on the stoop?

~Mat

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who’s hanging on the wall?

~Art

What do you do with a legless dog?

~Take it out for a drag.

Margueritem, those are cute. Will have to say those to my Grandson. He’s always telling me riddles or jokes.

sugie63 says:

Margueritem, those are cute. Will have to say those to my Grandson. He’s always telling me riddles or jokes.

~I’m sure he’ll like them. Try and come up with somemore.

Funny!

“Eek!” has had brain-in-a-jar jokes for the past week. Guess this one’s out, then?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox? * ~Bill

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? * ~Russell

What do you call a lady with no arms or legs hanging from the ceiling? * ~Tiffany

Forgot one!

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

~Right where you left him.

What do you call a blind deer? No idea. (or does that only work with an australian accent?)

Thanks :)

“What do you call a man with no arms or legs who’s hanging on the wall? ~Art” What do you call the woman with no arms or legs who’s behind him? Peg

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who’s hanging on the wall? ~Art What do you call those arms and legs? ~Pieces Of Art!