Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 08, 2003

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Charley the Australopithecine Possibly the only comic strip featuring a precursor species of Home Sapiens from 3.5 million years ago Guy: Hey! Charley: Oh, excuse me. Guy: You made me spill my drink on my shirt! Charley: Sorry. Guy: "Sorry" doesn't cut it! Charley: Oof! Aw, that does it, you hairless bulbhead! You want a piece'a this? You got it! You see these choppers?! They're not just for attracting the babes! You mess with the Australopithecine -- you get the canines! I'm gonna looove this! I'm gonna go all Pliocene on your butt! You're about to take a tour of Olduvai Gorge! I'm your worst nightmare! I'm a pissed, primitive proto-hominid with limited cranial capacity! And you're about to get a butt-whuppin'--Australopithecine-style!! What's it take to get someone to fall for a bluff in this epoch?