Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 29, 2011
July 28, 2011
July 30, 2011
Transcript:
Man: My diet's ok, but I struggle with my portions. Woman: Just remember: After the first cookie, all the other cookies are more of the same. Man: That's brilliant! If it hadn't come from a marathoner. Woman: Miles aren't as predictable as cookies.
Potrzebie over 13 years ago
eat all you want, then run it off. I do that. Plus, don’t eat out all the time.
poihths over 13 years ago
Her opinion in the last frame is bogus, bogus, bogus!
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 13 years ago
Potrzebie: you must be young yet. A better rule to follow is if you don’t buy the cookies, you won’t eat the cookies.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
Miss Plainwell clearly doesn’t teach physics.
EricAlder over 13 years ago
One cookie is for you – any others eaten are for your fat stores.
A.Ficionada over 13 years ago
I’ve heard that research indicates that after the first four bites, it’s all just more chewing without much actual enjoyment. I’ll have to go find a big cookie and test that right away :-)
Varnes over 13 years ago
Oh, man, all of a sudden I want to attack a bag of coconut chocolate chip cookies…..Oh, hey look, windmill cookies….