Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 11, 2009
May 10, 2009
May 12, 2009
Transcript:
Goat says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "I have figured out a way to identify who among us are the whack-jobs. I call it 'The bumper sticker barometer.'" B.S.B. Rat says, "You see, if a guy has no bumper stickers on his car, he's probably okay. One or two - that's a red flag. But three or more?" 0=Okay 1-2 = uhoh Rat says, "Whack job alert! Whack job alert! Whackjob alert!" Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Whack job!" Pig says, "Don't you have a dozen of those?" Goat says. "He knows." Rat says, "Hey...Mind strapping this to your head?" Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
simon corphey almost 11 years ago
may eye have one of those as well i may seem to like bumper stickers as well know!
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
The way he has a dozen bumper stickers on his car? WHACK!
Roblox Lover! :P about 4 years ago
I have 0 bumper stickers on MY car! (Mostly because i’m 11 and don’t own a car, but according to rat i’m ok)
Drunk Larry almost 3 years ago
amogus
robert423elliott almost 2 years ago
I have NEVER allowed a bumper sticker on my cars or trucks over the years. And Roblox, I’m a little bit older than you……by 65 years! (I’m 76)
Drunk Larry over 1 year ago
sus