Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 20, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "Okay, Pig, I've put together our budget for the year. Have a look?" Food: $4,000 Beer: $4,500 Pool Table: $2,400 Flatscreen TV: $2,600 Expenditures: $13,500 Income*: $25,000 $11,500 (surplus) Pig says, "Wow! We can afford tons of stuff. And have money left! How's you calculate our income?" Rat says, "Oh, I explained it all next to that asterisk below." * Rob Bank Pig says, "Maybe we don't need a pool table." Rat says, "Shut up and put on your stocking."