"Mrs. Olsen! When you lick your thumb to flip through those, are you spreading your germs or just ingesting our?" "She still hasn't passed out those quizzes!" "You know it's hard to sweep around her when she locks up like that."
I’m with doctorwho on this one. It took me a while to quit laughing. Cauldfield must be Mallett’s alter ego. He always gets off a good one and, on occasion, a REALLY good one!!!
doctorwho29 almost 12 years ago
THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY!
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Learned it from Mr. Spaetzle. Although in a much more compromising position. :-)
Hat Guy Pip about 6 years ago
Caulfield: defender of all of us germaphobes.
robert423elliott almost 2 years ago
I’m with doctorwho on this one. It took me a while to quit laughing. Cauldfield must be Mallett’s alter ego. He always gets off a good one and, on occasion, a REALLY good one!!!
DKHenderson about 2 months ago
“Mrs. Olsen needs to be rebooted.” “Again?”
DevilDog2001 Premium Member 11 days ago
I wish I had asked a teacher that when I was in school.