Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 10, 2011
July 09, 2011
July 11, 2011
Transcript:
Caulfield: A coffee grinder won't turn gravel into sand. A coffee grinder won't turn gum into taffy. A coffee grinder won't turn an egg and sugar into cookie dough. A coffee grinder won't turn rubber bands into gold ball innards. A coffee grinder won't turn french fries into mashed potatoes. A coffee grinder won't turn Mrs. McIntyre's koi pond into a class VI rapid. But SIX coffee grinders will turn an ordinary afternoon into entertainment. Frazz: I see the neighborhood garage sale has turned a week's allowance into landfill fodder.
chaosandcake over 13 years ago
Why am I overcome by the need to try some of these, just in case?
baileydean over 13 years ago
A curious mind is is a terrible thing to waste… waste?
vwdualnomand over 13 years ago
but, it will grind up spices. ask any chef.
BigSlurpy over 13 years ago
I’ll wager they could be re-engineered to take on any of those tasks.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
A coffee grinder will sit at the back of the counter because you don’t have time for it at 5 AM.
prrdh over 13 years ago
But wouldn’t it turn Mrs. McIntire’s koi pond into cat food?
JanLC over 13 years ago
Please not the landfill! An eco-conscious man like Frazz knows how do dispose of electronic waste.
baileydean over 13 years ago
Okay, umm… what? More details please. No idea what you’re talking about.
Varnes over 13 years ago
I’m glad a coffee grinder didn’t grind up Koi….
rekam Premium Member over 13 years ago
I don’t seem to see any problem with the artwork either.
serenasakitty over 13 years ago
What evil is he thinking of next that his eyes are red?
zerotsm over 13 years ago
ROFLMHO!
AlisonFarmer over 13 years ago
seems like a profitable waste of time
vwdualnomand over 13 years ago
e-recycling is currently another dumping site. a lot of e-waste is sent to china, where they use toxic methods to get to precious metals. acids to dissolve boards. they don’t use safety gear. lands and people get toxic poisoning of arsenic, lead, and etc…chinese gov’t doesn’t want the world to know. go to a e-recycling company, track the shipping container number, and it will be sent to china or some other country where regs are nonexistent or corrupt.
p_b1999 over 13 years ago
How come this reminds me of the site Will it Blend? lol
Blackthorne42 about 10 years ago
Reminds me of a LoadingReadyRun episode, “Fun With Microwaves.”