Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2003

Transcript:

"What are you looking at?" "My list of top ten greatest inventions ever." "What are they?" "Well, first is the gas pump you stick your credit card in...It lets you get your gas without talking to anyone." "Second is 'Pay Per View' movies...It lets you order movies without seeing the morons at the video store." "Third is the 'Fast Pass' card at toll bridges...It lets you pay the toll automatically so you don't have to deal with a dumb toll booth guy." "But you're just calling stuff great that eliminates contact with other people...I love talking face-to-face with others...Don't you?" "Maybe I'll just fax this to you."