Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2010
May 08, 2010
May 10, 2010
Transcript:
Danny Donkey hated people." Danny says, "Hate 'em." So he turned them into beers. Work got better. As did church. As did the neighborhood. One day, Danny Donkey was approached by Elly Elephant. "You have made a mistake, Danny Donkey, for you will find that by turning all the people into beers, you will be missing something in your life." Danny Donkey looked at what he had done. And realized she was right. And turned her into a bag of pretzels. Rat says, "'Now I really do have everything,' exclaimed Danny." Stephan says, "Please don't turn my characters into pretzels." Pig says, "Oooh! Oooh! Can I be a powdered donut?"
gocomics about 13 years ago
I thought Elly Elephant was Rat’s character, not Pastis’? (of course, Rat is Pastis’ character, so Elly is Pastis’ character indirectly)
legoguy77 about 12 years ago
I find these easier to read in “magnify”
Pearlslover01 almost 12 years ago
Anyone find the fact that Danny can transmute people into beer, and turn Ella into Pretzels? I love this comic!
singkong2012 over 10 years ago
@nope!
singkong2012 over 10 years ago
pig pow
booyahwonie over 9 years ago
lol awesome
glowing-steak32 about 8 years ago
Turn me into fried chicken!
Ranchan over 7 years ago
Best Danny Donkey comic of all time.
PBS1! over 5 years ago
Look how Elly’s ears change between panels 6 and 7.
rat’s insurance counselor about 5 years ago
one of my favorite comics.
Sapphire Sword over 4 years ago
People: infinity war was the most ambitious crossover.Danny donkey and Elly elephant:
Goat (from PBS) about 4 years ago
turns wife into beer
joegee about 2 years ago
Oh I’m glad that I am not an Oscar Meyer wiener…