Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 11, 2011

I think you look rather fetching…

peh, back to Green Guys … or is he s’posed to be from another galaxy?

Wow, wish I had a facehugger on my driver’s license picture.I think they buy those cameras from a funhouse supply company.“We’d like the big-nose effect attachment, please — oh, and could you toss in a red blotch filter? Thanks.”

Meanwhile…… I once bought some little sheets of tiny stickers that included pointy party hats and Groucho-nose glasses with moustaches. So of course, a Groucho-nose sticker fit just perfectly on my driver’s license picture.A word to the wise: The police do NOT find that amusing.

How was he able to parallel park with something covering his eyes?

My military ID “makes” me look like Mitch McConnell. I am not happy with it.

Isn’t that creature on his face from Alien!

Yeah….. those face huggers can ruin a good photo shot

SusanSunshine said: Wow, wish I had a facehugger on my driver’s license picture.Josh: Nah, you’ll better off without one. I hear they’re not worth face value! LOL.

….old joke…looks like he’s getting good alien ….

I think it’s the camera. Mine looked like I had a hangover.

SUSIESUNSHINE I use my Grocho nose/glasses/eyebrow/moustache for may official occations. Never thought of DMV before. Did get me out of jury duty.

Looks like the face mask a couple of MLB umps have been wearing this season.

Not to worry Ensign Kenny when that thing bursts out of your chest after eating you from the inside out you won’t mind that picture at all.

hahahaha great one… and the guy is kind of handsome, actually!

UH OH!

hm, do you feel a little gnawing hunger in your belly about now?

See….!!! In the future illegal aliens can STILL get a driver’s license…..

Yeah I hate driver’s license pics. I look old & fat in mine. I think all the mirrors in my house came from an old DMV auction sale, because they make me look that way too!

Well, if his eyes were closed, he wouldn’t have needed a do-over.

Could be worse. I had a chestburster the night of my senior prom.

It’s okay, Susan. You have a “nice personality.” (Please don’t hit me!)

Most faces in license photos look like they need a hug.

For years my DL photo made me look like Jabba the Hut. Fortunately I found a solution — now I really do look like Jabba!

When the ensign first saw that picture, he busted a gut!