Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 28, 2011

The same is true with farts.It’s the quiet ones that smell the worst.

Ever sneezed and burped at the exact same time? There was a kid in our neighborhood who prided himself on being able to burp and fart at the same time……..boys will be boys….

Burps taste strong? I would consider checking that with a health professional…

my gramps used to tell us that if you sneeze and fart at the same time you’ll turn yourself inside out, and theres a special place in heaven for those that do it in church…..

I can barely burp at all, no matter how gassy I feel, whether I try or not. Rather than an impressive “BoooOOOOOrrrppPPP!!!”, the most I can manage is a barely noticable “ip.”

I once sneezed and hiccuped simultaneously, though. It was kinda painful.

I choose not to burp at all. It’s disgusting.

^ “Where I come from, it’s considered a compliment to the cook!”

Dad always said " Better to burp and bear the shame, than not to burp and bear the pain!" but we were still encouraged to keep emanations discreet!

Well, this comment thread has been … enlightening. :).Just having some fun. These comments are funny!

@The SpanishInquisition We all produce gas . . .You know what one gas bubble said to the other? “Should we go up and be burps? Or stay down and be stinkers!”

Ok, since we’re quoting dads’ post-burp comments, mine would say, “Better an empty house than an unwanted tenant”