Fred Basset by Alex Graham for September 14, 2011

Excellent, excellent, excellent!

Trouble, trouble, trouble!

I came, I saw, I gobbled. Milk please.

Wow! My basset does the exact same thing. She can counter surf with the best of them.

Matey, what self-control you exhibit. All of us aboard ship are proud of you.

It looks like she will never learns. Leave Fred’s goodies out and they’ll be gone.

For shame, Fred! I bet if you had waited patiently, she might have given you one of those tasty morsels. (I know I would have!)

now you see it…now you don’t.

the only sound you’ll hear is the jingle jangle

of the license on my collar and the click clicking of my nails

as I scurry out of the kitchen..

@ redarmrest: ah, but why take the morsel when you can have the whole plate?

I hope they weren’t chocolate.

I came, I saw, I saw sausage… and then I didn’t.

—;ºJ

Their fault, for leaving them unattended in a house with a carnivorous quadrupedal mammal.