Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 17, 2011

Me too, Cliff!

Are those available at MalWart?

Not if you get yourself an industrial replicator. . .

I’m guessing he’s watching the “Couch Potato Channel.”

You have to be very specific with verbal commands.

Be sure it knows what you mean when you say things like “chocolate mousse.”

Or, for instance, it might think a “hot dog” is the opposite of a “chili dog”, when you didn’t actually want a fried chihuahua at all.

I don’t CONcast provides cable to Low Earth Orbitals. But if they do, the rates are probably sky high.

As for antenna adjustments, please see yesterdays posts.

Cliff’s going give the replicator the old 1, 2 and …

Must be an infomercial. I don’t know of any cooking shows that would be only one episode.

That would put an end to the food shortage.

Shades of Damon Knight’s “A for Anything”…….☻

Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

Step 2 – Eat. Gulp! (faint voice) be very careful what you say to the replicator.

It would have to be one hell of a long cable to reach him in space, maybe satellite.

Would be helpful at my zoo, erg, house…

Step one: take replicator to bakery. Discreetly make original copy.

Works the same as taking your laptop to the CD section of the library.

There’s already such a thing. It’s called “McDonald’s.”

Cliffs great at step two, a real pro….Two step programs can do wonders for a body….

Mine is defective. When I asked for pie I just got 3.14159265…

The Movie Star Trek VI the Undiscovered Country shockingly revealed the true secret of how replicators work.A short-order kitchen with a transporter attached!

Pie? What sort of pie?Apple, cherry, lemon meringue, chicken pot, tamale, C.M.O.T.Dibbler’s Very Nearly Meat Pies? Mrs.Lovett’s Meat Pies? What?

Remember not to cuss while using the replicator, or the results could be thoroughly unappetizing.

I can’t enlarge this strip. Can anyone else?

The weight watcher model!

That would depend whether it was a digital or analog replicator.