Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 10, 1999

Transcript:

"We'd like to call to your attention: Janis got a haircut!" "We know, we keep harping on this, but we know we'll still get letters asing, 'Did Janis get a haircut, or did Arlo get a new wife?'" "Research indicates every time we mention the haircut, we reduce such letters by 8.7%." "Again, Janis got a new haircut. THe new wife thing was considered but rejected. OW!"