JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 14, 2000
Transcript:
"OK! I messed up! Do you have to tell everybody, Marcy?" "Relax! Nothing bad happened!" "I know! So why did you have to tell Clarence and Charlene?" "You told my folks what I did, and your mother called to chew me out long-distance!" "You can save time by simply going online and telling the whole universe!" "Never leave children unattended in the bathroom, not even for a moment, like my husband Joe did."