Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 16, 2000

Transcript:

"Nate, you are not getting a dog for Christmas. You'll have to settle for playing with the dog next door!" "But Spitsy is a moron! He doesn't have a brain in his head!" "But he adores you! Look, he's waiting outside for you!" "He's been sitting there patiently for two hours with a Frisbee in his mouth!" "It's frozen to his tongue!" "See? What devotion!"