Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 16, 2011
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Transcript:
Airline Customer Service Frank: Be patient, sir. We'll find your luggage as soon as we find the plane.
alviebird almost 13 years ago
During the holidays, I used to pick up some extra money by working for a company that delivered lost luggage. You arrive, your luggage doesn’t. You go on your way, and I bring your luggage to you whenever it finally does arrive. You would not believe how much luggage gets lost at a small airport that only serves a few (Delta) commuter connecting flights per day. My girlfriend and I once put 500 miles on a little Ford Festiva in one 24hr period.
maestrabella67 almost 13 years ago
Must be Delta in the comic strip…
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
… and as soon as you pay our luggage-finding fee of … um … $1000.
GalleyOar almost 13 years ago
Overheard in the baggage loading area, “Let’s send this one to Mongolia, ha ha!. And this matching one to France.”
finkd almost 13 years ago
Don’t you mean “Lost” ?
InTraining Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Oxymoron – “Airline Customer Service”…. ! ! !
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
The rates make no sense. Our pastor (in Dallas) attended a conference in Chicago. It was cheaper to return by way of a couple day’s layover in Paris! Fortunately, she had a daughter in Le Mans and so didn’t even have the layover costs – plus the son-in-law was chef at a three and a half-star restaurant there.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Maybe they should be flying AROUND the Bermuda Triangle.
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
“Maybe”??