Monty by Jim Meddick for December 20, 2011
December 19, 2011
December 21, 2011
Transcript:
Butler: Sorry to trouble you, sir, but the ghost of Christmas Past is here to see you. Boy: Oh dear, not again! All right, all right. Send him in... honestly, I don't' know why you Christmas spirits bother! Every year, you try to fill me with good cheer... yet every year, you come up short. Ghost: Well, last Christmas we did get you to donate your ride-on toy Ferrari F430 to Toys for Tots... Boy: Yes, but only because the rear de-fogger was broken and you offered an inflated receipt for tax purposes...
Ida No almost 13 years ago
First rule: Keep the receipts!Second rule: They don’t have to be the receipts you got at the time of the purchase.Third rule: Trade up!Fourth rule: It’s not theft if both sides agree to the transaction.Fifth rule: Money in someone else’s pocket is just your money that hasn’t comeback home yet.
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
Master Sedgie has this Christmas thing by the throat. Off-loads damaged goods and gets an inflated receipt. Ah, the joy of giving.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
You can say that, Sedgie, with your teddy bear by your side for support! But can you do deals with the spirits on your own? Can you? —We shall see….
krbuza almost 13 years ago
Umm, what sort of income and deductions does this kid have that he qualifies to and needs to itemize his charitable contributions???
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
the kid creeps me out. What a mug.
ladywyntre almost 13 years ago
I love the character of Sedgewick.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Trade in the Porche, the ashtrays are full.
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
With master Sedgwick’s looks, I doubt he will live longer than normal. I have learned that healthy food and attitude are important. Artificial things can only go SO far and often backfire (hence all those lawyers advertising class action).
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
I no longer use any medication (not even for allergies- they use the Sudafed I used to take to make meth :-(
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
Personally, I would LOVE to find a Ferrari F430 under my tree (or out in my garage) this year. It’s probably my favorite Ferrari, in terms of style, and I’m a BIG car fan....OK—sorry. I’ll wake up now.
Comicsandcookies over 1 year ago
I love the use of a candy cane for a cane…