Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 23, 2005

Transcript:

"I can't believe we're finally going to a seafood restaurant!" "Well, there's not much for a vegetarian like me to eat there, but it's Bucky's turn to choose, so..." "Just suck on a carrot and make way for a real man, Pinky." "And who's the 'real man' in this equation?...You?" "Well, it sure ain't Lady Lame over here." "Ooo, do we have a guest?" "What if we get there and the lobster has a Bucky bib on?" "Then it will be the first lobster ever tenderized in the shell." "You see...In the oceans, my name invokes terror. In the state of Maine, I am worshipped as a hero. And in Red Lobsters from here to San Francisco, I eat for free." "See? I have a gift certificate." "Pray for rubber band claws, Buck."