FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 07, 2012

My games looked that way as well when I began. The vast amount of embarrassment they caused me was inversely proportional to my level.But hasn’t Roger been this way for quite some time?

At least Andy isn’t griping about one of Jason’s games, although I say Roger’s chess games are FAR MORE graphic.

Would that be on “Battle chess”? I used to love playing that – I’d let my men get taken just to watch the animated battle that ensued. Especially if I could swing it that the king took the queen (rare, I know). He’d take her into a plunge kiss, then strike her down with his sceptre.

Chess usually doesn’t get that graphic for me unless it’s Star Wars Chess. Otherwise my games have Looney Tunes’ level of violence (i.e., someone gets blown up in Super Smash Bros, they respawn just fine).

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Only reason Roger never wins is because I refuse to play him.

Love the game, just can’t play it.