The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 04, 2012
February 03, 2012
February 05, 2012
Transcript:
Doctor: Ready to begin your stress test, Mr. Thornapple? Brutus: Sure, Doc. Where is the treadmill? Doctor: We don't use treadmills for stress tests anymore, we show you your bill!
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
That’s not a stress test. That will induce a heart attack!
Cherobee almost 13 years ago
Two guys setting in a waiting room, one guy goes in to see the Doctor. When he comes out the fellow in the waiting says, Did he figure out what you had? The man said, No, He charged me 100.00 dollars, I had 150.00.
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
When does he get the boat?
iced tea almost 13 years ago
I’m sure Brutus has good health insurance.
-HARLAN almost 13 years ago
New rules under Obamacare!
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
Personally, this one’s a little too true to be funny …
And, @whmIII …Assuming you’re talking about the paddles where people yell “CLEAR!” … those would be part of an automated external defibrillator. Now you know. :)
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
Really? No foolin?