Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for February 26, 2012

My new love (iPad 2) goes to bed with me every night.

Better not get her an iPad or she’ll never need you.

If only you’d married an actual person. Run away. Run away. Find a live to live before it’s too late. Leave her. She’s done for.

Am I the only one who thinks this is too real to be funny?

So find another woman, duh :D