Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 01, 2012
February 29, 2012
March 02, 2012
Transcript:
Goldie: Once word gets out that you're responsible for skull, you'll be the most hated man in the world! More than Ted Turner! But death is too easy for you. I'm going to make you run and hide, like the a-team only way less fun! The do-gooders will hunt you like Cosby hunted hoagies! You'll never be able to show your face above-ground again! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Cobra: She's got style I'll give her that. TNT: And I thought his mom, the CEO of skull, was evil. Rip: This is why they tell you to avoid all emotional attachments in mercenary school!
Chithing Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ted Turner? (shudder) Now I really am concerned!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 13 years ago
Ted Turner? He wasn’t so bad. Now Donald Trump? Yes,nobody likes that guy!
StoicLion1973 almost 13 years ago
I don’t know, Ted Turner was the driving force behind “Captain Planet”, the most inanely animated show in 30-years. So Dan may be on to something.
APersonOfInterest almost 13 years ago
Rip is a grad of MERCENARY UNIVERSITY?-How come I never see him at the reunions ?
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
Making life on the run less fun than the A-Team?This girl is pure EVIL!!!
Uncle_Bad almost 13 years ago
Rip does go to the reunions. He just majored in ‘Social Camouflage’ and no one spots him. (His social camouflage skills are what let him pass as Mac Cactus in a previous story.)
Uncle_Bad almost 13 years ago
Was Rip justified in dumping Ms. Goldlock?There’s only one all-American way to find out. A triathlon of hot oil wrestling, swimsuit competition, and double-dutch freestyle match!
Linda Solomon almost 13 years ago
HugPounceszzz Haywire HooligansandBTW: R.I.P. DAVY JONES OF THE MONKEES, (he was one of my first teenage crushes)
Uncle_Bad almost 13 years ago
I’m saddened that Davy Jones has passed away.But I also wonder if David Bowie will take his name back.
DorianKTB almost 13 years ago
Linda, I couldn’t agree more about poor Davy Jones. Even our kid still loves the Monkees’ music.
Wonder if Rip and the fam will have to waste away in Margaritaville?