Russell built a power assisted wooden horse. It had wooden legs, a wooden chest, a wooden back, a wooden rump and a wooden tail. It was powered by a wooden engine with a wooden transmission. But when he pressed the starter, it wooden go.
Knowing Margueritem needed to stay off her newly rebuilt foot, Thomas decided to make her a mechanical walking machine. Why he chose a chicken theme is still up for debate.
Hands on hips, Thomas now confused at Irma’s comments questioning his renewed passion for finer woodworking that he demonstrated more adeptly in his younger years. He begins to ponder as to whether or not he had misunderstood when he “accidently” overheard a comment through the basement ventilation duct last Friday night’. It was Irma and the other “Ballard Street Bunko Babes”, Ms Bev, Marg and Mona discussing the lack of wood to be found on Ballard Street…. “Hmmmmmm… maybe it’s the quality to which they were refering, not the quantity…”“Oh my… oh my INDEED!!!”
True talent is timeless, on the other hand, Thomas has taken his living wood miniature sculptures to the ultimate extreme. Shirley is gently coaxing him back to a safe place, but she is meeting a lot of resistance. It was four days working tirelessly on a seven foot depiction of the Eiffel Tower built for two, then the five foot long Noah’s Ark, and of course the tedious detail of putting one hundred and twelve stories of the Empire State Building into a three foot wooden all screwed structure, drove every one into a tail spin. And now the interactive Trojan Horse….Oh My Goodness…..
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Why, Thomas has invented the ‘Big Bird Almost Trojan Horse’!
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Where’re his legs?
mark63 almost 13 years ago
The Trojan horse chook woodent work.
GrimmaTheNome almost 13 years ago
Perhaps his problem is that he can’t go on Southend Pier at the moment – its currently closed following an incident on Friday with a fishing boat.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He made it just in time for Muriel’s wedding where she will no doubt be playing the Chicken Song.
Logical Duck almost 13 years ago
Russell built a power assisted wooden horse. It had wooden legs, a wooden chest, a wooden back, a wooden rump and a wooden tail. It was powered by a wooden engine with a wooden transmission. But when he pressed the starter, it wooden go.
Logical Duck almost 13 years ago
Thomas, not Russell. As if it mattered!
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Knowing Margueritem needed to stay off her newly rebuilt foot, Thomas decided to make her a mechanical walking machine. Why he chose a chicken theme is still up for debate.
monawarner almost 13 years ago
:Yesterday you were in a bad mood, and today you decide to pick on Me? Well, at least you didn’t stent on the backstory and for that I thank you.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
Hands on hips, Thomas now confused at Irma’s comments questioning his renewed passion for finer woodworking that he demonstrated more adeptly in his younger years. He begins to ponder as to whether or not he had misunderstood when he “accidently” overheard a comment through the basement ventilation duct last Friday night’. It was Irma and the other “Ballard Street Bunko Babes”, Ms Bev, Marg and Mona discussing the lack of wood to be found on Ballard Street…. “Hmmmmmm… maybe it’s the quality to which they were refering, not the quantity…”“Oh my… oh my INDEED!!!”
monawarner almost 13 years ago
Thank you. I feel better now.
Lefty2 almost 13 years ago
True talent is timeless, on the other hand, Thomas has taken his living wood miniature sculptures to the ultimate extreme. Shirley is gently coaxing him back to a safe place, but she is meeting a lot of resistance. It was four days working tirelessly on a seven foot depiction of the Eiffel Tower built for two, then the five foot long Noah’s Ark, and of course the tedious detail of putting one hundred and twelve stories of the Empire State Building into a three foot wooden all screwed structure, drove every one into a tail spin. And now the interactive Trojan Horse….Oh My Goodness…..
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hey, if Tom has figured out how to make his horse mobile, I want to see it.
Tigressy almost 3 years ago
Cleo mislaid her ammunition – again.
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Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
Hey Thomas. Next time you may not want to build this around yourself.
Good answer… @cleoandcompany.net
Good Morning Cleo phans!
PRESIDENTS and National-Sticky-Bun-Day
It’s supposed to be grain free day too, but I protest. You can’t have sticky buns without grain.
Y’all have a sticky day! (((((HuGz!)))))
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.