Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 22, 2012

Jaxon is a good Anglo-Sackson name.

I hope she plays for the Mudlarx and throws lots of striyx

@kdizzle — It would be great if she played for the Mudlarx, but she panix when she thinx of someone else taking care of Jaxon.

I smell a DNA test coming somewhere in the plot…

Babysitting by committee. Mimi, Glory, Al-Jo. Mimi you feed the lil’ booger, Glory you change him and Al-Jo you sing him one of your goofy liberal lullabyes that are sure to make him snooze.

No argument? Doesn’t look like he can talk yet.

He can’t talk. Or won’t! Looks like a team mascot!

goofball BB Stuff will start playing with him and hook up with ’’’’Milf’’’’ords new ace

How could she have a kid? Teenagers only know about sex after they have had the class. Ask any abstinence expert.

See, it all starts with tattoos. Then pregnant teenagers. Next a pentagram on the pitchers mound

This kid is HUGE. Must’ve weighed 16 lbs. at birth. Funny stuff, bearwku!!

How can you trust the pitching judgment of a person who has sentenced her child to a lifetime of spelling corrections? “No sir, that Jack-son” with an ‘X’…" What?

Sigh … saddling kids with crappy name spellings … these guys do stay on top of current trends, eh?

I’m actually concerned about the massive head of hair this little tyke has. It just doesn’t seem natural.

Buy some “bootleg” kids DVDS and put Jaxon in front of the player while you are out on the mound. Ask Gil where the store is.

Maybe the name is an homage to Jax beer, an old stash of which fueled the night of passion resulting in the little tykes birth.

…that kid is so Marshall Lopat….or maybe Kenny Lark?

Looks like Brody Abro head of hair to me.

Jaxon has teeth already! When did she have this kid, middle school?

I don’t see a problem. This kid is old enough for Little League. She can practice and play for Milford while he’s in T-Ball.

Ah, it’s the teenage girl with the kid (is she married?) story line.Nothing against the girl or her pitching, but really how “ultra-liberal” and understanding can we get in GilThorpland? And, of course, she’s a white Caucasian teenager—those immoral and over-sexed WASPy types.

A plea to all: This message board is one of the only places on the Internet that doesn’t deteriorate into liberals and conservatives yelling at each other. There have been a few slips over the years, but for the most part it’s been mercifully free of politics. Please let’s keep it that way.

$5 says the kid gets a tattoo with an M on his arm.