Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 23, 2012

The parent of the teenage mom might not be the best source of advice on parenting – “I’m sure Darby will learn about contraception, she’ll work something out.”

Gil’s catcher is the daddy!

Horrible case of split ends in P1 & P2

Look at that hand tremor in P3 – time for a neurological evaluation.

June Cleaver in her pearl necklace, isn’t walking through that door with sound, sagely advice. Nor Ward for that matter. Sooo,,,,wonder if GranMILF is married or part of the chain of dysfunctional Milford families?

Hmm, if she’s eligible to play softball, she must be attending school. Who’s watching Jaxson during that time?

Have you ever had JAX cheese curls? They’re pretty good, not as good as UTZ but pretty good.

I can already feel a state title coming on (provided the tournament doesn’t conflict with kindergarden roundup or a preschool play).

This is a great plot but I wonder what is happening on the boys baseball team right now?

Doesn’t this kid have a father? Let him watch his son; afterall, “parent” is also a verb.

Sidenote: if you ever tell a parent, that “parent is also a verb,” they don’t take it well.

Judging from the giant size of Amanda’s hands (P3), she would be perfect for Chicago style 16 inch softball….that’s with no mitt for those of you not familiar with the game!

Put the kid up for adoption, kid. You’ve got a ballgame to play.

Maybe Darby is being home schooled. I’ve read that kids can play for teams in their school district even if they don’t attend school. Not sure if that’s widespread, but it has happened.

It would explain why Mimi apparently has never heard of Darby.

We’ll find out the dad’s name when Darby’s takes off her shirt in the locker room and reveals the tat of it.