Garfield by Jim Davis for May 25, 2012

Jon’s not very good at a lot of things.

Though Garfield purrs and says meow, his sharp claws make Liz scream yeow!

Cyrano de Bergecat to the rescue!

What rhymes with meow? COW…but I don’t recommend you consider it though.

Liz is a whiz?

…………..meow,Feed me now,

Jon’s ghost writer

be how meow

Chow?

How now brown cow?

wow

OW rhymes with MEOW!

When we were dating, I wrote a poem for my wife and she told me it was the first time anyone had ever done that for her. II found it hard tobelieve that she’d never inspired anyone to do that for her entire life, but her gratitude was welcome.The thing is, if you write a poem for a woman, you don’t tell her you’re going to do it – you just spring it on her and hope for the best.

do it now?

I’d take Liz to Maui, where we’d eat at the luauand if they feed me poi, I’ll scream a mean meow

I would PAY to read Jon’s poetry!

LOL LOL.

xxx

Sleeping,—-rejoicing at meals,—-and napping, Onward through life he goes;Each morning sees the dinner dish, Each evening away it goes;Nothing attempted, nothing done, Has earned a night’s repose!

The real stuff has very interesting taste, and color: one-finger poi. Two-finger poi takes two fingers to twirl it and doesn’t taste as good.

yow rhymes with meow

Garfield goes Meow, and Odie goes Bow Wow!