Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 07, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    With that butt, extremely hard!

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    jofish10  over 12 years ago

    I’m impressed. Although I don’t think I’d ever ask to use his phone.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 12 years ago

    Prehensile cheeks.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Wouldn’t be so hard if he didn’t do a half-a$$ed job.

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    I would do more butt-dialing, except it’s to hard to get both the phone and my thumb in there at the same time.

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    Patricia Bocklage Premium Member over 12 years ago

    That is some impressive muscle control…

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    Mary Ann Jones Premium Member over 12 years ago

    And I wondered how butt sets were used…

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    He was on the phone for hours. Literally.

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    libbydog  over 12 years ago

    LOL!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago

    You know how to dial a rotary phone, don’t you, Sam? You just put your finger in and move it around.

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Why haven’t more people noticed that if you put your lips together and blow, you don’t get a whistle, but the essential sound you put into a brass musical instrument?

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    He used a special a$$-app?

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