Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 08, 2012

I don’t know. Smells a little fishy to me.

Shouldn’t that be Caped Cod?

For those that are a little confused, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_house_types.

If she plays her cods right, they’ll fall for it, hook line and sinker.Then she’ll pull a classic bait and switch, and sell them something on a much more grand scale.Hey, you guys, don’t get caught. You don’t need room for a TV – aren’t you always on the net anyway? OK, OK…. quit carping — I’m fin-ished.

Their nice caped cod turns into a roe house.

Silly me, I thought it was a scarf salmon.

Jonah may be able to live with/in it.

I cod you, but no one answered

Ah. They can spend summer evenings on the perch, lying in their haddocks. Looks like plenty of yard, so at least it’s not a roe house. And it comes with a mortgage that’s already underwater. But I bet it’s on a school bus route. And you can put the TV anywhere. But not in the bedroom. If it’s in there, she’ll be carping about the lack of a moray.

They should buy it just for the halibut

A Caped Cruise Eater?

After floundering around looking at houses, they’ll settle for a flat.

I wouldn’t take that carp from her! . . . ☻

The best comments are always on the weirdest strip of all! You guys are fantastic!

Although it is very al-luring, the schools are over crowded with small fry.

Give a whole new meaning to the nautical term “head.”

They’ll have to move the toilet to the head so no one will be confused when they say, “I’m going to the head.”

It’s a whale of a fish!