Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 10, 2012
Transcript:
Wonderland Movie Studios: Sound Stages Ernest: There's a lot of problems today---that diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big.... Ernest: The close-up shot of Red Riding Hood's grandma makes her teeth look too large... Ernest: "Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene...." Ernest: And we need a stuntman because Jack refuses to jump over the candlestick. Frank: Is there any good news? Ernest: Yeah, the Three Little Pigs nailed their scene! Frank: That's no surprise! They're natural born hams!
watmiwori over 12 years ago
The Golden Fleece takes on an entirely new meaning…..
TURTLE over 12 years ago
The Greeks sacked a city with the Trojan Horse and will sack a Union with a Golden ‘Fleece’.
revisages over 12 years ago
and the sparrow hasn’t killed Cock Robin
richardkel over 12 years ago
It would be a big problem for them if Sleeping Beauty had insomnia.
GalleyOar over 12 years ago
Jack is only half way up the bean stalk, says he’s “bushed” and is asking for hazardous duty pay.
Loijen over 12 years ago
Little Miss Muffet quit since she’s been making a fortune in Yogurt.
InTraining Premium Member over 12 years ago
and Popeye’s allergic to spinach…. ! ! !
bmonk over 12 years ago
Looks like they are clutching at straws for good news.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Little Boy Blue is allergic to hay and hence he couldn’t sleep in it.Snow White cried and cried until the Handsome Prince gave her her way and she was able to take all seven dwarves home with her.