The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 05, 2012

That cop needs to retire.

Mr. Chuckles considered wiping that look off his face, but decided it was smarter not to lip off to a cop.

Funny circus clown joke!

How do you conceal a seltzer bottle?

And in the background we see the majestic Illinois mountain range.

Did he just make a circus catch?

Will these clowns ever learn?

I just drove a Toyota Scion IQ. It came with everything except the clowns.

Tell it to the judge, Pagliacci

But sir, we’re on our way to the children’s hospital…..

Can’t stand clowns.

Bet if he has ‘em open the trunk there’s a spring loaded pie waiting for him.

Lucky for them, you can’t charge clowns with too many passengers.

at least they weren’t mimes.

“Laugh, clown, laugh.”

Is that the usual 12 seater or the deluxe model which seats 18?

Fanolio: Of course those clown cars have no seats and a very small motor, so it probably doesn’t “seat” any. They lack a host of things required to be “street legal” so I suspect he is just starting on the charges.

Almost half of seat belt laws are front seat only, which makes the 47 even more impressive.

it’s not so funny now, is it?

that’s a Bozo NoNo

♫♪♫♪Tears of a clown♫♪♫♪

:(

michelle dugger’s uterus.