Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 15, 2012

Nine scab replacement players needed immediately!

I hate Mrs Mercer!

Bigot moms get dumped.

So everything has been resolved? Um, not exactly. What happened to the boys’ team? We saw glimpses of maybe three games and don’t have a clue about their record. Same with the girls, really. The teams are taking a back seat to the teen angst to the point that they might as well not show any games at all. Seems like we’re in a rut, with the school board heavy giving way to the booster heavy, who was replaced by the Moral Majority moms.

Nice lips Mimi, better than all those hands we see every day.

Can’t Mimi call up the JV girls for the game against Jefferson?

“Feelin’ kinda dirty, feelin’ kinda mean. Mimi, Marjie and other MILFord American foxes look alot prettier than The Moustache Milford Mom Mafia.

I’m with chiphilton, what ever happened to Gil’s team? I’m waiting for Dinny to have a big game and respond to the staggering and bleary-eyed Marty Moon – “that’s a clown question,dude.”

I’m liking me some P3 Mimi — kudos to Mr. Whigham today.

Rats. I was really looking forward to the Jefferson game.

I know those are supposed to be Mimi’s lips in P3, but for those of you old enough to remember, I just can’t help but sing the Frito Bandito song.

P1 – Janet’s mustache is thicker than ever!P3 – Evidence that Mimi bleaches her hair. Check out the black eyebrows!

Hey Steve Luhm, so you’re saying the carpet won’t match the drapes, huh?

2 sure signs of summer . . . MILFord Country Club for another summer of golf hijinx.

Chez Thorp for a summer filled of lazy days around the cement pond and hijinx with the landscapoing and pool crew

I am saying that I KNOW it for a fact!

Why the devil didn’t Mimi just kick the boycotters off the team. That would’ve been the smart thing to do.

For Sale: 2 box seats to the Milford vs. Jefferson Girls Varsity Fastpitch game. Cheap. Call or Text me: GilTherapist@milford.rr.com

House of David reference someone here is really old. I had an obscure relative on my dad’s side who lived there in the 40’s.