Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 01, 2012

We all know which direction he’s going.

Stick a fork in him – he’s done.

It was Hells Bells, Muzak version.

♪♫Welcome to the Hotel California’s elevator

If he were on his way to heaven he wouldn’t have to wear a suit and lug a brief case.

Hmmmmmmmmmm………………

I wonder what all those "H"’s stand for on the control buttons??? :)))

Shikamoo, hope you are feeling better today

See, the tip off on where he was going is the fact that he is in an elevator in the first place. Everybody knows that its a “Stairway to Heaven”.

Muzak is hell on earth (especially in elevators and the doctors’ office waiting rooms)

So we now have a glimpse of some folks future. All revealed in brilliant colour!

Faces on elevator doors, Satan’s hair and costume, Ernie’s suit.

His second clue would be only H’s on the floor buttons and no up button.

That trip is gonna be long enough to play through Musak version of “Highway to Hell” six times?