Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 03, 2012

Trust. Golf will not get you girls.

But it might just get him Molly!

Ah, stiff-necked pride. Refreshing. Not.

JackiAnne is refreshing.

“You’ve got spunk! I hate spunk.”

Allrighty GILford. Your work is well now done. Better toddle on home to Thor p Manor to see if Mimi has that content look on her face after a Summer of pool games.

I know we’ll be transitioning to football season soon, and I really hope as Neal and Rod begin to pencil out some storylines for the season that they don’t follow the recent headlines and provide us with a Gil Thorp coverup of Coach Kaz showering with underpriveleged youth from the Milford Mile Charity. I’m not sure I could take one more football program being tainted by scandal.

P2, That’s a funky looking 7-iron. Looks like the clubhead is on upside down.

Then why does he want to go out with Molly?

“So if I were going to learn proper grammar, where would I start?”

He got the shave, but forgot the haircut. Molly likes it high and tight!

That’s great, Steve. Now I need to ask you to leave Milford Country Club. This is a members only club.

Fickle freckles. P2, there. P3, gone.

I guess a cross-handed putting grip is out.

True or false, Steve will break 100 before the end of summer?

I’d like to see both Noah and Steve have a part in the fall football arc.