Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 12, 2012
August 11, 2012
August 13, 2012
Transcript:
No-Neck: I'm back from the magic shop, Ralph! Ralph: OK, no-neck! Take your place and I'll make the announcement! Attention, passengers: we apologize for the delay here at the security checkpoint! Our body scanner is malfunctioning. Therefore, we will have to use some alternative x-ray equipment. Everyone please stand up and walk slowly past officer No-Neck!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
Don’t give TSA ideas, Fagan.
flagfly over 12 years ago
What happened to his mall-cop job?
flagfly over 12 years ago
What happened to the mall cop job?
Shooter918 over 12 years ago
If the TSA were to use goggles, they wouldn’t be able to grope the public.
QuietStorm27 over 12 years ago
Is No-Neck his actually name or a nickname he’s ok with?
route66paul over 12 years ago
When the Beverly Hillbillies went to England, Granny was up in arms about having her “unmentionables” gone through.“The Code of the Hills” meant that it was time for a shotgun wedding.No one likes to have their privacy invaded, then or now.
tuna1 over 12 years ago
Given the way the TSA is managed, this isn’t as farfetched as it seems..
mxlance over 12 years ago
To flagfly: Ralph and No-Neck haven’t been Mall Cops for some time. After that, they were Security Guards at a gated community. Then, suddenly Fagin has them working as Airport Security at this small town airport. We never find out why they change jobs. Or, if we do, I missed those strips.