Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 30, 2012
August 29, 2012
August 31, 2012
Transcript:
Broker: Where did you get this baseball signed by Abraham Lincoln? Ralph: I bought it at a garage sale! I immediately recognized the historical significance, and I negotiated the price down to $250! Broker: I've never seen Lincoln's signature on a major league baseball! I've also never seen it signed with a ballpoint pen! Ralph: The value keeps rising!
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
You, Ralph! I’ve got a football signed by Jesus! There aren’t any stitches, because He healed it.
sleeepy2 over 12 years ago
Stupid like a fox!
flagfly over 12 years ago
How stupid can Drabble get?
bobdingus over 12 years ago
Call in the expert, Rick!
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
lol……what a goof!
tbritt99 over 12 years ago
“Down” to $250? What was the original asking price
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
I bought some Holy Water from the Catholic church once…but it didn’t work…my mother in law is still here…..HMPH..i guess the power of Christ does NOT compell her !!!!!
dodgeedwardusa over 12 years ago
You gotta believe!
patlaborvi over 12 years ago
If Ralph was dealing with Chumlee he’d make a profit for sure.
Proginoskes about 12 years ago
@ TrapperJohn: D’oh!
And I’m surprised no one said: “He threw a Hail Mary pass with it.”
32 Gigabytes of Walrus Data over 2 years ago
Ballpoint pens were’nt invented when abe lincoln was alive.