Close to Home by John McPherson for August 14, 2012

Promise a reward afterward…

How about a book on how to get a woman off your back if you don’t do the chore within 10 seconds of being asked.!!!

Well, how did she do it?

How ’bout a book kinda like that, but with women in title ??

Gonna require some kinky stuff and lingerie.

How about a book where the woman doesn’t think she has the right to tell a man what chores to be done. Isn’t a marriage a partnership where both members decide together what needs to be done? If both don’t agree, then it doesn’t need to be done. If things start to fall apart, then they reappraise the situation – or maybe don’t belong together.

Just say no?

I thought that was Victoria’s secret.

…………Offer to “help” him. I’ll get the ladder for you,Honey, and the paint. (then a martini)

Wow! That book has been around a long time! I wonder where your wife hides her copy!

The shortest book in the world.

We all know the answer to that one

Author: Tomasina Sawyer

Just like a dog – offer cookies for each completed task

I want that book!

Works of Fiction! Men would have a book, “How to Avoid Chores and Escape Consequences”, if it wasn’t already naturally ingrained! :-)

in our village, there is a burn ban on books like that….

my wife read that damn book years ago