From Monty Python : ) “Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am” Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!"
mrbribery over 12 years ago
I think I was hit by a truck, therefore, I was
Varnes over 12 years ago
♫ ♪ Grampa got ran over by a beer truck, ♪ ♫ Never knew Grandma could drive that way…♫♪
Varnes over 12 years ago
Oh, yeah. I stole dat from Da Yoopers, eh?
Arianne over 12 years ago
From Monty Python : ) “Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am” Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!"
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Some days I’m not sure if it beats the alternative…
ScullyUFO over 12 years ago
I’ve decided I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grampa, not screaming in terror like Grandma on the back of his Harley.
finale over 12 years ago
Everything gets stiff but the right part.
Ermine Notyours over 12 years ago
He especially seems old after a week of classic strips.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
…you people have no idea…
ToborRedrum over 12 years ago
I’ve never heard anyone who’s experienced it complain about the alternative.
junemmoffatt over 12 years ago
Said Aristotle unto Plato“Have another sweet potato.”Said Plato unto Aristotle“Thank you, I prefer the bottle.”
peconpie2 over 12 years ago
…and you have a choice with the grass… you can either mow it or smoke it!!
ted.hering over 12 years ago
He’s not that old, is he? Forty-something?
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Granted you are, prove that you think.
Jkiss over 12 years ago
You also have the option of ‘weed eating’ as well.:-D