Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 19, 2012

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    mrbribery  over 12 years ago

    I think I was hit by a truck, therefore, I was

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    ♫ ♪ Grampa got ran over by a beer truck, ♪ ♫ Never knew Grandma could drive that way…♫♪

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Oh, yeah. I stole dat from Da Yoopers, eh?

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    Arianne  over 12 years ago

    From Monty Python : ) “Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am” Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!"

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    Plods with ...™  over 12 years ago

    Some days I’m not sure if it beats the alternative…

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    ScullyUFO  over 12 years ago

    I’ve decided I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grampa, not screaming in terror like Grandma on the back of his Harley.

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    Everything gets stiff but the right part.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 12 years ago

    He especially seems old after a week of classic strips.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    …you people have no idea…

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    ToborRedrum  over 12 years ago

    I’ve never heard anyone who’s experienced it complain about the alternative.

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    junemmoffatt  over 12 years ago

    Said Aristotle unto Plato“Have another sweet potato.”Said Plato unto Aristotle“Thank you, I prefer the bottle.”

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    peconpie2  over 12 years ago

    …and you have a choice with the grass… you can either mow it or smoke it!!

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    ted.hering  over 12 years ago

    He’s not that old, is he? Forty-something?

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Granted you are, prove that you think.

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    Jkiss  over 12 years ago

    You also have the option of ‘weed eating’ as well.:-D

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