Monty by Jim Meddick for August 28, 2012
August 27, 2012
August 29, 2012
Transcript:
Ever since I figured out how to exploit the placebo effect, I've saved big bucks on prescription costs! I just swallow Tic Tacs, convince myself they're potent medicine, and... Bingo... Problem solved... See? Look. I recently convince myself I was taking an antifungal drug... And now my toenail fungus is almost completely cleared up! Can you pass me some of those Tic Tacs and pretend they're anti-nausea medication?...
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
Put the Tic-Tacs in your nostrils and close your eyes.That’ll work just fine in the short term.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Quick! More Wintergreen Tic Tacs! And a potent anti-fungal for Monty!
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
I’ve got some tap water that will work just fine as a placebo for homeopathy …
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh my! I think I need a tic-tac.
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
You can’t use the placebo effect on yourself.
Commentator over 12 years ago
That’s just wrong.
victornewman over 12 years ago
Thanks Meddick…I think some breaky just came back…at least I know comic folks have 4 (fungi) digits on their feet, too.
jmartin1955 over 12 years ago
You made Rex Ryan’s day
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s nice, Mr. Tic Tac Toes.
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
@ Ottodesu: Did you hear about the guy who forgot to take his homeopathic medication? He died of an overdose!