“I got on an elevator with my friend Jake, and he asked me ‘Where would you like to go?’ I said ‘How about the desert?’, so Jake pressed the button marked ‘Desert’. The doors closed, and when they opened again a tumbleweed blew in. I said to Jake ‘You’re the kind of guy I like to hang out with.’
“Jake and I set out through the trackless waste, and after a few hours we saw a man in a suit walking towards us. When he got to us he said to me ‘I’m from the bank, and I want to talk about that $20,000 we gave you to go to college.’ I said ‘I gave it to my friend Jake here, who used it to build a small thermonuclear device. And he’d really appreciate it if you stopped calling me.’”
pksampso about 15 years ago
I’ve always wished that Osama had had student loans. THOSE people would have been able to find him!
Plods with ...™ about 15 years ago
…then I’ll take my huge bonus home”
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
We could use a new intern to do our drudge work, can you loan us a student?
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
Steven Wright:
“I got on an elevator with my friend Jake, and he asked me ‘Where would you like to go?’ I said ‘How about the desert?’, so Jake pressed the button marked ‘Desert’. The doors closed, and when they opened again a tumbleweed blew in. I said to Jake ‘You’re the kind of guy I like to hang out with.’
“Jake and I set out through the trackless waste, and after a few hours we saw a man in a suit walking towards us. When he got to us he said to me ‘I’m from the bank, and I want to talk about that $20,000 we gave you to go to college.’ I said ‘I gave it to my friend Jake here, who used it to build a small thermonuclear device. And he’d really appreciate it if you stopped calling me.’”
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
small enough to fit in a bank deposit envelope maybe?
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
Not an envelope, but maybe one of those plastic tubes at the drive-thru.
jpozenel about 15 years ago
fritzoid:
Please don’t tell me you’re dropping acid alone. I hope Jake is a real person.
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
You’d have to ask Steven Wright. It’s his story, not mine.
Ushindi about 15 years ago
You have to understand, people, fritzoid lives in San Francisco. And he’s mean to Howdy Doty, BTW.
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
I don’t need acid. I’m high on life (with regular supplements of Guinness).